"If God appeared to you in a series of vivid and moving dreams and told you to leave everything behind, travel to the Red Sea and become a fisherman, what would you do? What if you were told to sacrifice your child?" - Taken from The Book of Questions by Gregory Stock, Ph.D.
1) Say "Hell no," and check to see if I'd been smoking crack in my sleep. 2) Tell God to go to hell.
No offense intended to those who would answer differently.