Mom: "What do you see, honey?"
Girl: "I see a pee-pee!"
Mom: "Stop that. If you say that again, we're going home."
To be fair, one of the drawings on the wall was kind of in the shape of a penis.
Moral of this story: don't ask a question unless you're prepared to get an answer.
*Moments like this remind me that we still have such a loooooong way to go with M.; she isn't even close to that phase yet.