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Dialog Ficlet: Playtime (1/1)
Title:  Playtime (1/1)
Rating:  R, I think, for some suggestive humor.
Characters:  Brennan, Booth
Story Notes:   I was feeling silly, and let's face it, sex can be pretty silly.  Plus I wanted to try writing something that was 100% dialog. 

This is set sometime in the future.
Spoilers: Small reference to Mummy in the Maze.
Summary:  Brennan has a special request for Booth.
Disclaimer: Bones and its characters belong to FOX, not me. This story is purely meant to entertain. No copyright infringement is intended.

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"There's no way I'm putting that on."

"But why not?  I wore my Wonder Woman costume for you last week, and it most definitely wasn't Halloween."

"Yeah, but you looked great in it.  Me?  I'd look ridiculous."

"Dressed as Wonder Woman, yes.  Wearing the thong I picked out especially for you, no.  Your buttocks are exceptionally well-formed."

"I am not hearing this.  You did not just say 'buttocks.'  Any minute now, I'll wake up.  Somebody pinch me.  Yow!  What the hell was that for?"

"You asked me to pinch you."

"No, I said, 'Somebody pinch me.'  Not, 'Bones, pinch me.'"

"Oh, all right.  Then I apologize for pinching your exceptionally well-formed buttocks, Booth."

"Apology not accepted.  Don't look at me like that.  Did you hear me?  No.  Way.  In.  Hell.  Not if you paid me a million bucks.  Oh.  Mmmmm...  Hey, why'd you stop?"

"Quid pro quo, Booth.  You give me what I want;  I'll give you what you want."

"You're a hard woman, Temperance Brennan."

"Actually, it appears that you, Seeley Booth, are a hard man."

"No thanks to you.  Ok, fine.  Hand it over.  Ten minutes.  That's all you get.  And if you tell Angela about this, so help me God—"

"I don't volunteer information about our intimate activities."

"You may not volunteer it, but I bet Angela knows how to get it out of you.  Sometimes I think she should work for the Bureau."

"Well, actually, when we had brunch last weekend, she asked if we—"

"Lalalala.  Iamnotlisteningtothis."

"Your diversionary tactics will not work with me.  Here.  Please put it on.  I think you'll find it's more comfortable than you think."

"Oh my god.  It's leopard print."

"What's wrong with that?  I thought the animal print would complement your coloring."

"I think I'm about to have a heart attack."

"Please wait until you've modeled the thong."

"Ouch.  Jesus.  That doesn't feel right.  How do people wear these things, anyway?"

"With practice it will feel more natural."

"With practice?  There isn't going to be any practice.  This is a one time only offer."

"Come closer."

"Bossy woman.  The things I do for you..."

"Turn around so I can look at you."

"I am so going to regret this."

"Very, very nice.  I knew it would flatter your form and coloring."

"Just so you know, I am more than a piece of meat.  I have brains, skills....Now, how about that quid pro quo?"

"Come lie down here.  Bend your leg."

"I am not made out of Playdough, woman."

"What is Playdough?"

"For the love of...Never mind."

"Looking at you is exciting me."



"Good.  Ow, stop!  My leg is cramping."

"Have you been doing those flexibility exercises I recommended?"


"Then stop complaining."

"Maybe this just isn't going to happen right now."

"Perhaps.  But I intend to enjoy this moment regardless.  It's not often that I convince you to wear a thong."

"It ain't happening ever again, so enjoy it while you can.  Hey, Grabby, come here and lie still.  I think I need a nap."



"Thank you."

"You're welcome.  Now shut up and let me kiss you."

"All right.  I suppose you've earned it."

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Thanks, Court! Glad this tickled your funny bone. I don't think we'll ever see this on the show, but I bet DB and ED would hit it out of the park. *g*

As for a companion fic, I'll see what I can do. And yeah, his eyes totally gave him away when she came out wearing her costume. He so wanted a piece of that. ;)

while you pulled off all dialogue, I like having the descriptive fluff. It helps with picturing it. I did, however, hear them speaking in my head...I just couldn't see them. lol

But I'd like to see Booth in a thong.

I agree. The dialogue was nicely done (I had a few laugh out loud moments), but I couldn't dive in and immerse myself like I can with your longer and more discriptive stories.

*lies laughing on the flor* This is amazing *wipes away tears* I so wanna see this scene *g* Bossy Brennan gets what she wants *g* Really great dialog. I love it.

*g* Thanks, Sabi. I'm glad this got a laugh out of you.

hahah I never read fanfiction, but your a friend and it looked interesting so I thought why not?! and the truth is I actually enjoy it! lmao you have captured their characters very well! great job, looking forward to reading your next one, and who knows, maybe I'll write one myself, maybe?! (i wouldn't hold your breath lol)

Thanks, Sarah. Interesting, I just assumed you'd friended me because of the Bones fanfic. :) I'm glad you enjoyed this and thought that I was true to Booth and Brennan's characters. Thanks for taking the time to comment; I appreciate it.

*snort* Oh god. Booth... leopard print thong... oh god.

*waggles eyebrows* I die every time I try to picture it. *g*

ahahahah xD
Loved the dialog.. completely hilarious xD
So B&B :D

*g* Glad I could make you laugh, Sara.


Booth with leopard print thong!!! OMG!!! I want to see it. Sure. Bwhahahahaha *lol*

Perfect dialogue, completely in-character.

I don’t know that prefer, if your intimate and sweet scenes or your funny dialogues... Ok, I don’t choose, everything is awesome ;)


Your icon is ADORABLE. *squeezes it*

Thank you, as always. I had a lot of fun with this one. Just picturing them playing together like this... LOL

LOL!!!! that was so funny!
booth and leopard print thong... xD

btw my dog is complaining, i laugh so hard that i woke him up twice!!

LOL at the thought of you waking up your dog with your laughter. :)

I'm glad this hit your funny bone. *g* Thanks for reading!


I love them, and I love the way you write them. :-)

Bwahahaha! Yes I hear it. I can even see it. Hee hee.

*g* Oh, to be a fly on their wall.

Thanks, Sara!

Poor Booth. Although who can blame Brennan. Perfect buttocks indeed!

Ah, the things we do for love. *g*

Thanks for indulging my bout of silliness.

OMFG! This was the most hysterical fic I have ever read. I could barely breathe I was laughing so hard.

*g* So glad this tickled your funny bone.

Thanks for reading and commenting. :)

I wonder if with creative camera angles they might be able to pull that off on the show. I think that'd be incredibly cute. Risque, but network tv friendly. :)

LOL I would love for them to try something similar on the show. *g*

Thanks for commenting. :)

that was priceless, very funny dialog.
Thanks for the image of Booth in leopard thong.

So glad you laughed at their fun and games. :)

Thank you, Foxy.

Absolutley bloody brilliant. Theres few other words for it. You had the characters down to a T, and somehow managed to make it adorably fluffy and pretty damn hot at the same time. (Booth+Leopard print thong= Suddenfangirlysqueeattackdeath) And you pulled of the only dialogue thing really well, which must have been tricky. I may just have to go read every single one of your other fics now. :)

Make sure you don't have anything pressing to do in that case. I did that one day and didn't tear my eyes away from the laptop for at least a couple of hours!