I'll start. Below the cut is a silly little snippet of dialog that's been sitting in my Google Docs folder since January. Feel free to point and snicker; it's pretty bad. *g*
"In my pants, apparently," he muttered under his breath.
"Never mind, Bones. Never mind."
"Alcohol has a depressant effect on the central nervous system. It can cause erectile dysfunction and impede ejac--"
He slapped his hand over her mouth. "All right. Thanks for your concern, but I'm managing just fine."
She shoved his hand aside. "Oh?"